Here some jokes about fruits.
- What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
- How does a ghost eat an apple? By goblin it.
- What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries Apple.
- When is an apple a grouch? When it's a crab apple.
- What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
- What did the apple skin say to the apple? I’ve got you covered.
- Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split Apricot.
- What is King Kong's favorite food? Ape-ricots Banana.
- What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A banana shake.
- What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun? I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel.
- What key do you use to open a banana? A monkey Beans.
- What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable? A string bean.
- What kind of vegetable is jealous? A green bean.
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