Here some jokes about fruits. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine. How does a ghost eat an apple? By goblin it. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries Apple. When is an apple a grouch? When it's a crab apple. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity. What did the apple skin say to the apple? I’ve got you covered. Why were the apple and the orange all alone? Because the banana split Apricot. What is King Kong's favorite food? Ape-ricots Banana. What do two bananas do when they meet each other? A banana shake. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun? I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel. What key do you use to open a banana? A monkey Beans. What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable? A string bean. What kind of vegetable is jealous?
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